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вторник, 21 сентября 2010 г.

Politically Correct Dictionary

Actor: metamorphosing being, possessing great wealth

Actress: metamorphosing being, possessing great wealth (and occasionally great beauty)

Android: bipedal, non-human associate, bearing immense knowledge and skill


Bag boy: agricultural product organizer

Bald: follicularly challenged


Bomb: vertically deployed antipersonnel device


Boy: oppressor-to-be


Brainwashing: cognitive accommodation


Cafeteria: dining facility


Car: earth-unfriendly, vertically-challenged mode of transport


Car Wash Worker: vehicle-appearance specialist


Cat: quadruped non-human associate


Cheating: cooperative assignment


Computer: machine bearing immense power and fallibility


Criticism: unjust self-esteem reducer


Dead: metabolically challenged


Demand: propose strongly


Derision: nontraditional praise


Dirty Old Man: sexually focused, chronologically gifted individual


Dumb: cerebrally challenged


Evil: niceness deprived


Exercise: body enhancement through exertion


Failure: non-traditional success


Fart: human ozone depletor; ecologically incorrect expression


Fat: horizontally challenged: person of substance


Garbage collector: sanitation engineer


Gas Station Attendant: petroleum transfer technician


Girl: pre-woman


Guess: anomaly maneuvers: repetitive predictions


Handicapped: physically challenged


Heroine: hera


Homeless person: residentially flexible individual


Hurricane: himmicane (non sexist)


Ignorant: factually unencumbered


Incorrect: alternative answer


Individualism: uncooperative spirit


Information: overly structured trivia


Insane: reality challenged


Kill: creating a permanent state of metabolic dormancy; servicing the target (military)


Lazy: motivationally dispossessed


Lost: locationally disadvantaged


Man: oppressor


Manhole: maintenance portal


Misunderstand: personalized interpretation


Monster: person of scales


Mugging: unforeseen funding of underclass


Murderer: termination specialist


Nerd: under-attractive, cerebrally gifted individual


Numismatist: capitalist monetary acquisition expert


Nut: hexagonal rotatable surface compression unit


Off: energy efficient


Old: chronologically gifted


Perfume: discretionary fragrance


Pervert: person engaged in nontraditional espionage


Pissed off: satisfaction deprived


Political: amorally gifted


Poor: economically marginalized


Prisoner: client of the correctional system


Prostitute: body entrepreneur


Redneck: rustically inclined


Rich: economically maximized


Secretary: stationery engineer


Sex: cooperative physical fitness


Sexist: gender biased with niceness deprived overtones


Short: altitudinally disadvantaged: vertically challenged


Sleepy: under-alert


Smart: cerebrally gifted


Specialist: physician having concentrated on a particular field of tax shelters


Structure: impersonal hindrance


Tall: vertically gifted: altitudinally endowed


Teacher: volunteer knowledge conveyor


Teaching: personality repression


Television: medium of electrons moving in disorganized patterns


Tired: rest-challenged


Uglier: over under-attractive


Ugliest: over-under-attractively gifted


Ugly: under-attractive


Unemployed: non-waged


Unsure: conceptual conflict


Waiter: waitron


Waitress: waitron


White: melanin-impoverished; member of the mutant albino genetic-recessive global minority


Woman: w/o man; womyn


Zipper: interlocking slide fasteners

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