Do you speak English?

Если надоело отвечать стандартное "Yes, I do" , есть еще варианты



Sometimes
No, I don't
Should I?
I'm not sure yet.
Hopefully!
At last!
What if I did?
I don't know. I didn't try yet.
Трохи do

И  эпизод из "прожекторперисхилтон".
- do you speak English?
- speak!